Net Positive with John Crist
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Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catc...
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Uber Ambulance
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive.
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Load Management (w/ Carey Nieuwhof)
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net,...
Blood Vacation
John’s brain test, sports fan age ranges, not fitting in with the crowd, and our takes on turkey… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Coffee and Mexican (w/ Anne Wilson)
Dressing up the band, what touring life is like, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Watch My Bags
Government shutdown, when moms go out of town, watching other people’s bags, and calling out gross behavior… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Homeschool Transfer Portal (w/ Tim Tebow)
How Tim Tebow changed high school sports in Florida, his favorite coach stories, how our society lacks purpose, and living passionately... On the net,...
Irish Goodbye
Poor decor, having expensive taste, Primetime's prayer, and playing more or less... On the net, it's a positive.
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The Market Is Never Wrong
ChatGPT being a yes man, parking in two spots, standing ovations, market is always right... On the net, it's a positive.
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Head In The Sand (w/ Candace Cameron Bure)
The wink that started it all, crying on podcasts, ripped jeans in church, and how Candace got John hacked… On the net, it’s a positive. works best
8% Plastic (w/ Lauren Daigle)
Instagram throwback, comparing, paying $100 for being late, ministry team, and finding delight in humankind... On the net, it's a positive.
Rattlesnake Rodeo (w/ Chris Tomlin)
Mt. Rushmore of radio, breaking out Amazing Grace, Charlie Kirk’s Memorial, and worshipping on South Beach… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Rice & Beans (w/ Dave Ramsey)
Sports betting, blessed Hondas, lobster eventually tastes like soap, choosing your hard, and why hope is still the best investment… On the net, it’s a...
Meta Positive
… On the meta, it’s a positive.
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All Vibes Matter (w/ Mayor Freddie O'Connell)
The state of Nashville, why the truth is complicated, and building a wall for the Titans… On the net, it’s a positive.
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The Correction Effect
Gambling on sports, looking at the groom, and the correction effect… On the net, it’s a positive.
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John Got Engaged
The engagement story, the open bar test, the Cracker Barrel rebrand, and Taylor Swift vs Katt Williams... On the net, it's a positive.
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God Told Me To (w/ Brian Bates)
You gave us more church problems, we gave you more "advice"… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Reserved Parking (w/ Brian Bates)
You gave us your church problems, and we fixed them (maybe)… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Too Much Dopamine
Screaming for the DJ, non-alcoholic bars, Uber for women, and too much dopamine… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Talking Frog (w/ Dusty Slay)
The gold standard, revisiting Breaking Bad, talking frogs, and godly country songs… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Raise Your Hand
Coldplay conspiracies, defining walking distance, and when we're allowed to raise our hand... On the net, it's a positive.
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Planet of the Vapes
Jordan’s talk, wedding gifts to the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the rise of domestic activities… On the net, it’s a positive.
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(Wellness)
Standing or sitting for fireworks, the Lord protecting us at night, cutting grass, new cruise rules, and no hugs (wellness)… On the net, it’s a positi...
Next Man Up (w/ Kirk Herbstreit)
Crazy CFB fans, unroastable sports teams, the McAfee Effect, and the legendary Lee Corso… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Gross Positive
John’s Tonight Night Show Experience, being reposted by Trump, cargo pockets, armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation… On the net, it’s a posi...
This Is My Retirement (w/ Ginger Billy)
Tiers of comedy, redneck projects, a bad family tattoo, and discussing if gingers are black… On the net, it’s a positive.
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This You?
Trump vs Elon, Key and Peele vs Dave Chappelle, Mobile Scanner Jeans, and a new Tinder feature… On the net, it’s a positive.
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The Type We Want (w/ Anjelah Johnson)
Burping during a comedy set, one time fans, what moms do all day, and how to deal with crying babies in public… On the net, it’s a positive.
Tier 1 Yapper
You sent in questions about parenting, and we answered them… On the net, it’s a positive.
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THXDAD
Pastors with props, making new friends, and answering fan questions… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Cool Gigs For Cool Guys (w/ Ben Rector)
Praying before shows, cussing in songs, christian frats, breakfast routines… On the net, it’s a positive.
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The Lumber Section
A new conspiracy theory, men’s heights vs women’s weights, and stay at home salaries… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Christian Mel Kiper
Sliding in the real life draft, the Christian Mel Kiper, baby showers, Jesus is the standard, … On the net, it’s a positive.
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Handyman Summer
Katy Perry goes to space, our new race car, and our big plans for this summer… On the net, it’s a positive.
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When Dad Says No
Rory memes, Trump at church, financing Coachella, and what you can and can’t finance… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Film Me, Ready?
Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Outback Special (w/ Jordan Davis)
Stage names, uncool encores, vocal rest, and Outback… On the net, it’s a positive.
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John Ramsey
Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a p...
Keep Your Wife (w/ Michael Knowles)
Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive.
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Fake Busy
Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive.
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