Lise and Sarah
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Lise and Sarah
We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast www.liseandsarah.com.au
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A Very Surreal Weekend
How on Earth did we end up emceeing the world's most talked about wellness retreat? We're still processing it. And just as we were on a high from our...
Fran Drescher Has The Best Relationship Advice Right Now
She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing Queens, so when Fran Drescher talks about love, we listen. This week everyone is talking about her unconv...
We’re All One Petrol Price Away From Losing Our Minds
If everything feels a bit weird right now, sames. Lise didn't even leave the house this Easter. Don't worry, she has the French Easter Bell tradition...
Can We Please Normalise Having a Crap House?
Ever had the skip bin fantasy? When you want to throw away your entire house and start again? Sames. We're over everyones perfect houses, it's time to...
Is 15 the Age That Breaks You as a Parent?
In a world of annoying ads, rogue medical advice (hi, Green Whistle) and stupid games on Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta go deep.
And today,. Sarah...
I Can't Stop Thinking About Durries..What's Wrong With Me?
After 45 years of being the poster girl for healthy living, Lise has a confession: somehow she has picked up a ciggy and had a little smoko. It's comp...
The Poster Girl for Colonoscopies
Big news! You can now watch us on Spotify and Youtube. It's a decision we may come to regret, but for now, just search Lise & Sarah on Spotify and You...
America’s Next Top Model Was Unhinged. Why Did We Love It So Much?
It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Realit...
The Louis Vuitton Situation Has Escalated
What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claimi...
The Louis Vuitton Felon of Brisbane
Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store co...
Oh God, The Bouffant Millennial Fringe Is Back
Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ic...
The Party Where Women Did Nothing
No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987.
This w...
You Have 21 Days to Get Your Life Together Before The Fire Horse Arrives
Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter, or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly...
The Heel & Toe & Men In Sockettes | The Best Of Part Two
It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is th...
Piercings, Doorbells & Fake Assistants | The Best Of 2025 Part One
This one is for the stayers who’ve been laughing with us all year and anyone new who wants the good bits without doing the homework. We stitched toget...
The Beginners Guide To Lifting Heavy
New Year, New You? Sames. It's our year of lifting heavy. But if you're confused by the internet yelling at you to lift weights, but you're not sure w...
Full-Body Rage is the New Meditation | The Best of 2025
Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real est...
A Boxing Day Welfare Check
Everyone ok? Today’s a little Boxing Day welfare check: naps on tap, cricket murmuring in the background (no idea what’s happening), and channelling b...
Your Wildest Confessions, Gift-Wrapped For Chrissy
Our Chrissy present to you: the best (and most unhinged) “We Listen & We Don’t Judge” confessions of 2025. We’re talking the empty-roll dab, Kmart exc...
The Friendship Milestone No One Talks About
Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve o...
✨ The Oprah Spectacular ✨
Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lin...
He Bought Me A Minions Perfume And Now It's My Signature Scent
Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and...
Capri Pants Are Back and Nobody Wants This
Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox libera...
Disco Club 2026 Tickets Are Live!!! 💃🔥✨🪩
Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at mi...
30 Foolproof Present Ideas for the Impossible to Buy For
Mother-in-laws. Dads. Teachers. Hostesses. Every single tricky person on your list has been handled with our ultimate gift guide. From cricket family...
The Finale None Of Us Saw Coming | Ep 9 The Golden Bachelor Recap
WARNING: SPOILERS. The wind was off its chops. Sam Armytage was in a silo. And one woman was left standing. We unpack the most glorious, wind-whipped...
Do You Have A "Couch Friend"?
There’s a new friendship theory in town: Sun Girls, Shade Girls, and the sacred art of the Couch Friend. Lise spirals over the price of a quick takeaw...
A Psychic Named Leanne | Ep 8 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Hometowns did the absolute most. Sunny rolls in with dom vibes and a six-month-single bomb. Bear trips over the word “feminist". And Jeanette has a p...
A Very Active Sex Life | Ep 7 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Dry humping in a cruise ship pool. Ballet dancers in tights. Erotic fiction and sex dreams. The women are horny, ok? Thankfully, there’s a fridge full...
We Investigated Coles Radio So You Don’t Have To
We cracked the code on the mysterious institution of Coles Radio. Who’s curating this fever-dream playlist of bangers? Are there secret messages given...
The Home Videos That Wrecked Us | Ep 6 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Pass the tissues and the Darrell Lea red licorice, because we're crying harder than at our own kids’ births. Lise and Sarah unpack Sunny’s CEO-era rea...
Holy Shit, A Rose Refusal | Ep 5 The Golden Bachelor Recap
A Golden first. One woman flat-out refuses the rose. Sunny and Bear’s rain-kissed oyster date sets the kiss counter in overdrive, and Sunny shoots str...
The Parrot, The Prostate, The Pecks | Ep 4 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Bear takes Terri to Luna Park where she wins a giant bear. Is it in the mansion bin? Lauren brings her Macaw to a fundraiser for a lap dance, and it'...
He Licked The Margarita Rim
The air-con’s broken, the protein bars are lying, and someone is licking cocktail glasses. Why doesn't he just use Kim's surplus lemons? Lise and Sara...
Wake Up, Bear! | Ep 3 The Golden Bachelor Recap
Is Bear the most tranquil man on Australian television? Thank God for the women bringing the energy. Lise and Sarah unpack horse riding, puppy pashin...
Can Somebody Put Baby In The Corner? | Ep 2 The Golden Bachelor Recap
We’re calling it: we’ve never seen this level of emotional intelligence in a Bachelor franchise before. From relationship regrets to a widower who act...
Your Term 4 Survival Guide
Term Four has entered the chat and she is unhinged. Welcome toTerm Four: The Musical, our survival guide to the end of the year. We are outsourcing li...
The Golden Bachelor Recap Ep 1 | We're Calling Her Olivia Newton-Jan
Meet Bear - the Golden Bachelor we didn’t know we needed, and the star of our new favourite group project. Lise and Sarah are officially done living...
Like A Learner Driver on a Highway
Most of us learned to drive in the backstreets. Not at the Carlaws, it’s straight onto the highway. And honestly, that’s not even the weirdest family...
Sorry Nagi, It's Another Two Ingredient Dinner That Slaps
Call off the recipe hunt: the future of weeknight cooking is here. Two ingredients, one pot. Girls, we’ve started a movement. Plus, a cat in a harness...